Screenplay: Wheelchair
Certainly! Here's a polished screenplay version of *Resident Asylum: Eat a Takeout, I’m in a Wheelchair or Heat Your Bedroom Tax*, complete with scene descriptions, character cues, and a satirical tone. --- # **Resident Asylum: Eat a Takeout, I’m in a Wheelchair or Heat Your Bedroom Tax** **Genre:** Satirical comedy **Format:** Screenplay --- ### **FADE IN:** --- ### **SCENE 1: GOVERNMENT OFFICE** **INT. CLUTTERED GOVERNMENT OFFICE — DAY** *An office decorated with an Irish flag, posters that read “Welcome to Resident Asylum,” and stacks of paper. A stern *GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL* sits behind a cluttered desk. The *CITIZEN* nervously approaches.* **GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL** (cheerful, sarcastic) Ah, welcome! You’ve arrived at the pinnacle of Irish policy—where common sense is on holiday. How can I assist ye today? **CITIZEN** (uncertain) I heard I might have to live in a cold house, eat takeouts just to su...