Comedy cd coming out soon.

 Sure! Here’s your story rewritten as a joke:

A bisexual walks into Fourmilewater to get a little enhanced, right? The doctor gives them two chicken fillets as breast implants. The client jumps up and says, “Wow, KFC Ballymacarbry’s chicken is so good, they banned personal computers—nobody wants to touch a mouse when they’ve got these drumsticks!”